Posted by: canthold | June 16, 2010

I’m Not Growing Up

I think I’m 16. I’m breaking out like a teenager! It sucks, too. I’m about to call up the TV and order some Proactive. Is that the name? I mean, I don’t want to look like Jessica Simpson used to! I want to look like her now, and if I use her product, I’m guaranteed to look like her, right?

Or not. But seriously, why would I break out now? I never even really had any acne when I was an adolescent the first time around. And be careful about wanting not to ever grow up, because someone might be listening and you might need to buy stock in Clearasil. I’m just saying…

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